The Neighbor Kid - 4

This time my neighbour aunty was waking up the kid. Before him I woke by her loud scoldings.

"Ist late malagtiyala  @#$%%, gottagalla ninige astu nu" she was scolding him. It was everyday ritual for him.

 He woke up and asked one question

"Nidde madbekadre, late agide anta heg gottagatte Amma, yedmele taane gottagodu. Niddele late agide anta gottadre begane yedoltini"

*This time not his mom, I was shocked. Anyhow I got some answer go give mummy when she comes to scold me*

The Neighbor Kid - 3

Some one was knocking at my window continuosuly. Woke up to find out it was neighbor kid.

"If I knock it with stone will the window glass break? " Kid asked.

I was very irritated by the interruption. Addin to that this childish question, anyway he is just a kid.

"Yes, it is delicate". I answered.

" Is it due to crystalline form? If it was amorphous would it have broken?" Kid continued.

My eyes wide open now

" you know so many things already for your age" , I sat on the bed facing him.

"I know everything, you can ask me anything. I was just checking you know it or not" kid beemed with smile

*saala kido*

" do you know isocellous triangle? "

Beep beep beep. Answered

*tried a bit harder this time*

"UNO?"

Beep beep beep answered.

* I was getting uncomfortable*

"Black holes?"

Beep beep beep answered. I tried everything I know, Start of universe, big bang higgs-boson, he answered before I could complete the question. I just started to think what happened to our education system!

One big blow then I was wide open. Mom was tapping on my hand to wake me up. Oh my God. I was happy. First opened the window to see the kid. He was doing home work and asking "Appa... Apppaaa.... E time naan yest subjects li fail adre neev hodiyalla"

Just sighed and got relief.

The Neighbor Kid - 2

The same guy again today. I woke up to the loud cry of my neighbour kid. His father was telling him to finish the home work and was listening nothing from him. Just pushing him to do home work.

The kid might have become mum by now. His father told him initial procedure to solve the problem. And asked to do  further. But boy was lethargic. Father got fed up and started treating him physically.

" Nanig solve madak baralla" kid spoke up at last.

"Baralla!! YAK BARALLA, schoolig yake hogtiya " father enquires.

Kid too ferociously answers

"A BOOK NANDALRO, A MATHS BOOK ANNA DU. Nanigelli baratta solve madaka"

*I heard loud chuckles*

The Neighbor Kid - 1

I just woke up and went out with a mug of coffee. Neighbour kid and his mother came runningly outside. In drainage, kid puked out whatever he had got.

"Vyaaaaaaaaaak!!"

After seeing it, he asked his mother

"Amma istond itta nan hotte olage"

*Belbeligge naanaste yaak idun nodli, neevu odi idunna. And btw about coffee, I did not drink it after seeing this scene!"*