How it feels when..,

Among many things in the world what makes us too angry?

Just imagine, you and your friends are sitting in a mall and suddenly one among you points at you and shouts, ’see! He is bald!’ how horrible it will be. Raw iron will melt in our stomach. All your friends will microscope it and some google about it to see how huge it is. Thereafter, no doubt, you will be a reason for their time pass, gossips. And names! We should give them ‘creative award’ for such types of naming, ‘Taklu’, ‘Boda’, ‘Gandhi tata’, ’Taamra-chembu!’ list goes on.

They will keep lifting your hair (which you managed to cover your bald spot), such an irritation in front of all. Then so called ‘cool-dude’ in your group will come and pluck your hairs as they are weeds. When you give him, what-the-hell-with-you’ look, he will answer, ‘anyway your head is turning arid, how it matters if I make it happen early?’ Nothing you can do for that, giggle, giggle and giggle some more because it’s true!!

But be happy that you got huge company with you. If you observe the mall you will find many shining spots, as the slang ‘convex mirrors’ (Gosh! Science students never come out of their words) ranging from Half-moon,’ hair fall starts from front head to middle of the head in a parabolic shape beginning with imprinting two railway tracks(!) on your front head’ to Full-moon, ‘hair fall starts from middle of the head in a circular pattern.

                              ( http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/g/going_bald.asp)

 How our hair styles used to be, Retro style to Tere naam, Krrish to Om-Shanti-Om (OSO).  We did not spare any hair stylist. Used to search ‘new hair styles’ in google but today it’s a bit changed to ‘new hair styles for bald!’

How we used to feel while riding on bike, silky-smooth hair used to give us protagonist feeling, say, SRK in OSO. But today, same scene discomforts us.

Let’s go back, when your mom told you, “Beta, apply oil to head”.

Remember what we said,”nyaaaaaaaah!”

“Beta, don’t use much gels to head”

Again, “nyaaaaaaaah!!”

If you ask your mom now, “if I apply oil regularly to head now will my hair fall reduces?”

She will definitely say, “nyaaaaaaaah!!!”

How history repeats. Nothing is simple if we are eager to make the things complicated. Science has been developing but we know how Himesh reshammiya looks after his hair transplant and before that, nothing differed except his wallet weight. Oh! I nearly forgot, I prefer to be Rakesh Roshan than wearing any sort of vigs (read patches!).

But remember life moves on, why to worry about a vestigial part, make your own style or be Taklus’ and now chant with me, ‘Bolo Taklu maharaj ki…!’  jai…  

Love you Himesh Reshammiya, Rakesh Roshan and Raghuveer.

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